0 finally...UiTM kedah...

wat the f**k...
dah lame giler tak tulis blog nih..ye ar..busy giler ngan register n ape2 je la yg perlu di buat selaku new student..lagi pun..lap top lum dapat lg..ayah ckp..around two weeks ni die hantar la..em...broadband dah beli smalam..nak use kat lappy kwn rase mcm..tak besh plak..ye la..nanti die org nak pinjam jek..bukan la kedekut..coz taik luak pun kan..aku akan bagi kat kwn yg btol2 baik ngan aku je ar..yg lain..boleh jalan ar...huhuhu...

so far uitm kedah ni ok n besh..suasana n keadaan aku dah biasa kowt..ye ar..about one years kat mrsm merbok kan??aku pun dah familiar ngan jalan2 kat sini..senang la ckit...huhuhu..

kwn2, so far ok...mcm2 jenis kwn n jenis negeri aku kenal..dengan dialek yg berbeza n cara yg tersendiri aku rase btol malaysia ni mcm2 ada...hahaha..

suppose class dah start kul 10 but lecturer tak dtg..mybe busy or blum dapat jadual kowt..perhaps...hahaha...jadual aku tak berapae pack sangat..kira ok la...boleh tahan la...alhamdulillah...em..

money???pergh...ni satu benda yang susah aku nak jage ar...agak boros tapi..dah mula wat calculation n manage duit..ye la..takut gaks kalau tetiba pokai kan???hahaha...tak biase nak makan gune duit sendiri...5 years mkn kat dewan mkn jer..mane de istilah ambil n bayar...hahaha...tapi aku akan cepat counter benda tu balik la...huhuhuhu...

lagi..bout kampus aku nih??em....bebudak bilik ok...ade budak kulim kedah, teluk intan perak n sri hartamas kuala lumpur...hohohoho..closed??em...lum lg kowt...dah la bilik aku tingkat 4..pergh..turun naik n lame2 sekeping badan aku dowh...

k la...banyak benda nak share but..pepaham je la...time tu penting..tak nak la buang mase banyak sangat nak melahar kat blog nih...hahaha..

2 cari la kalau dapat...

If can find 0 - 5 faces - idiot
If can find 6 - 7 faces - stupid
If can find 8 - 9 faces - normal
If can find 10 - 11 - very normal
If can find 12 - 13 faces genius



Saya jumpa 10 jer...

0 beyonce - halo


Beyonce widget by 6L & Daxii

0 i LuRvE u MoRe ThN i CouLd!!!

Message: i LuRvE u MoRe ThN i CouLd!!!
Message: This is a story about a girl who fell in love with her best friend..

Jin and I are bestfrens.. We do anything that
bestfrens do... One day, i realised that i love him...
So
i decided to confess this feeling to him one night
where we camped with other friends... He said
yes,
he would be my boyfriend..

So we went on like other couple's life does. Watch
movie, walk in the park, eat together, go to
beach....
but life's not fun as when we were still
bestfrens....
He also does not talk much, or act like we are
bestfriend, being close and sharing everything...
For
me, he is not a suitable or a loving boyfriend ... but
i
kept quiet ..

But since the day he became my boyfriend, he
would
give me a small teddy bear every single day... At
first
i thought it was lovely, but till now, i wonder why
he
would give me this...

One day, i was walking alone at a park. Then i saw
Jin talking to another girl. I walked towards him
and i
overheard him saying "i love u' to the girl. I was
really
angry and i ran home because Jin never told me
he love me all the time we had been a couple

Then, at midnight that day, he came over to my
house
and i opened the door. He just passed me the
teddy
bear that he used to give me everyday and said "
Sorry because i did not give you this today."

I was really angry and i shouted at him,
"Why are you always giving me this crap? All i
want
to hear from you is... "I love you" that's it,
isit too
hard???"

Jin kept quiet. He took my hand and placed the
teddy
bear on my palm and left.. I threw the teddy bear
into
my cupboard.

The next day, Jin asked me out. We meet at
busstop
near my house.. I walked there and then he just
gave
me a big teddy bear. My anger was still in high
position, and i threw the teddy to the middle of the
road. He kept quiet and then he went to the middle
of the road and picked the teddy up. He did not
realise
a truck was coming towards him. I shouted at him
not
to pick it up and he was about look at me,
and...........................

*Bang*.


"JIN!!!!!!" I shouted...
the next minute he was lying on the road, covered
with
blood. He was sent to the hospital but it was too
late...
i had lost him...forever....

After attending his funeral, i went back home and i
hugged all the teddy bear he had given me since
the
day we became a couple... i counted the teddy
bears

one by one...

1...2....3...101...230....300..364...and the last
teddy
bear that he gave, which was covered with his
blood,
was the 365th... it had been a year since we
became
couple... i squeezed the teddy bear with my tears
flowing ....

suddenly...


*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*

I was shocked.. i looked at the teddies... and i took
one of it, and tried pressing his tummy..

*I love you~*
*I love you~*

I tried each and every teddy bear he had given
me...

*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*......................

And the biggest and the last teddy bear Jin gave
me, I
squeezed his big tummy...

*felicia, today is our very first anniversary being a
couple after a year... i'll always love you,
yesterday,
today, and forever........ I love you....*

I dropped the teddy bear........
I never realised that Jin had actually told me those
words.. every single day.... till today...

I slowly picked the teddy and i whispered to the
teddy's ear..

"i love you too, Jin..and i always did........"

For the guys/gals that you loved
Tell them "i love you more than i could...
i care about you more than i care about
myself..."

0 owh my friends...

0 tomorrow can be too late...


If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .

If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .

If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him.
Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today, tomorrow can be too late .

If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him.
Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it .
Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , then tomorrow can be too late.


Think n do it today... coz tomorrow can be too late...

2 influenza A(H1N1)

pe kes ni...makin menjadi2 virus ni merebak.em..tindakan lambat la oleh badan2 kesihatan dunia mahupun negara yg dah dilanda...n now, mengakibatkan ramai yg terkorban n dijangkiti..em..pelik la...padahal sekarang ni dah kira canggih gile...ni la namenye, dah terhantuk baru terngadah...kwn2, ade pape comment for tis influenza yg nak di share tak???

0 kenape selsema bai dah masuk ASIA TENGGARA ni...

Thailand sahkan dua kes selesema babi


BANGKOK: Thailand hari ini mengumumkan dua kes pertama selesema babi membabitkan dua individu yang baru pulang dari Mexico dan mereka semakin pulih.

Bagaimanapun, Menteri Kesihatan Thailand, Witthaya Keawparadai, enggan menyatakan butiran pesakit berkenaan dengan alasan menjaga kerahsiaan doktor dan pesakit dan hakikat bahawa kedua-dua pesakit juga mulai sembuh.

"Kami sudah mengesahkan dua kes H1N1 influenza A. Tiada penularan wabak di Thailand," katanya pada sidang media di sini, hari ini.

Kes di Thailand itu menanda ketibaan selesema babi di Asia Tenggara. Negara lain di Asia yang melaporkan kes itu termasuk China, Jepun dan Korea Selatan. -

0 pergh!!ape nak jadi ngan politik Malaysia...kotor giler!!

ape nak jadi ngan politik Malaysia ni??kotor gile dowh...lagi isu kat PERAK!!walaupun aku tak stay kat Perak tapi aku segan dengan geagat politik kat sane..ade ke YB naik meja??hahaha...

if la YB dah mcm tu..pe nak cerita lagi...aku pun YB gaks..YB time debat..nak ke, tengok aku naik atas meja gaks??hahaha..

nape la hal2 bodoh mcm ni boleh berlaku..tak de integriti langsung...pelik ar..masing2 nak memerintah...

the important thing is, tis stupid case dah memalukan kaum Melayu khususnya..dah menunjukkan kat kita yg kaum Melayu ni dah tak serumpun...dah tak sebangsa..pi ra..kate je nak wat "SATU MALAYSIA"...bla ar...

now, aku tertunggu2 ape akan jadi ngan politik Malaysia..sampai bile akan berakhir drama n adegan2 pelik serta memalukan ni...hm..

kita tunggu same2 k...

0 firstly..aku nak share bout economy dunia..hehehe

p/s..aku harap ape yg aku try share memberi faedah n ilmu buat semua...


ECONOMIC INDICES AND THE WEALTH OF NATIONS



1. We all believe that the great economically developed countries achieved prosperity through their genius in economic management and their skills in business. They are also seen to be able to govern their countries well.


2. They had developed various indices to indicate the level of prosperity they had achieved. And gleefully they compared these indices, especially per capita incomes and Gross Domestic Product, with those of the poor countries, to show how competent they were in the management of their economies. The poor are poor because they did not learn how to manage their countries. They should be regarded as failed states.


3. The claim by the rich that they were good in management and governance is only partly true. They did produce goods, provide services and they traded domestically and internationally. But their wealth from these activities is not as big as they made out to be. If the per capita and GDP are based only on these real businesses they would not be as rich as they claim to be. Certainly the United States and Britain would actually be nearly bankrupt.


4. What has sustained their high indices is their genius at gambling and manipulating money. It is this which had earned them huge profits and enabled their people to enjoy a very high level of prosperity.


5. Take the stock market for example. The money made in playing the stock market has nothing to do with real business. Usually the dividends paid out are very small, being based on the original share value. Thus if the shares were initially valued at one dollar, a five percent dividend would be only five cents.


6. But if the demand for the shares is great the one dollar share may be valued at very many times the initial share price. If the "market price" of the share is five dollars, a five per cent dividend would give the shareholder only 0.5% or half-cent dividend for each share bought at five dollars. That is not likely to make the shareholders rich.


7. It would be better to put the money in fix deposit and get a four per cent interest i.e. on five dollars one would get 20 cents in interest.


8. However, if the value of the shares appreciates say from five dollars to six dollars the return on the five dollar investment would be one dollar or 20 per cent. But the real worth of the business in assets term will not be as reflected in the market value or capital.

9. If the business fails then it would fetch only a fraction of the market price should it be liquidated.


10. On the other hand the assets may be worth far more than the depreciated market price. By then the investors in the shares at market price would have lost much of the money invested.


11. If a buyer buys up all the depreciated shares, he would make a good profit selling off the assets and liquidating the business. This is not really business, though some do buy to do asset stripping. After that there would be no more business to contribute to the GDP.


12. What is clear here is that the share prices have nothing to do with the business being done. Even when the business is profitable the very high share prices do not really reflect the market value or profitability of the business. The share prices are really artificial. The shares, basically the pieces of paper have become commodities on their own.


13. Yet investors can become very rich buying and selling the shares. Of course they can also lose all their invested money.


14. The share prices are also subject to manipulation. Through short selling the prices can be pushed up or down. Again the movements of the share prices have nothing to do with the real business being done.


15. The stock market has degenerated into a casino where bets are made which may have nothing at all to do with the businesses. This gambling in the rich countries can be far bigger than the worth of the companies listed in the stock market. Yet this wealth from non-business will get into the calculation of the per capita income and GDP.


16. But this is not the only non-real wealth which pushes up the per capita and the GDP of the rich countries.


17. I will follow this up with other wealth which are the result of shuffling papers.

1 TiBa - TiBa...aku nak wat blog ni lebih ilmiah la...mcm coach debat aku ckp...hehehe

kwn2...hope, wif tis blog, kita leh share sumtink yg knowledgeable ckit..ye ar..dah menginjak dewasa ni...aku cadang kita tambah la ilmu didada tu...aku akan selalu update blog ni wif new information bout politics..econs...social life n etc..hope semua sudi la memberi comment2 yg bagus2 ye..

Desperado

  • Pyramid scheme, binary system, Ponzi scheme, what the hell is it, actually?
  • How come they could return percentage of your money in short period? Whereas, there's no mother company to support the financial.
  • Is the scheme approved by legal authorities?
  • What happened if people stop investing? Could the new investors keep getting their percentage?
  • No products, no parent company but giving the investors assurance. What is that?
  • How long can the company withstand?
  • Is it a trend when a country having a financial crisis?
  • How many people will still investing to these companies?
  • Isn't there any better ways in earning money? Specifically, in legal ways.
  • Is it real or are we being used by those people?
Im so desirable to know. You think you are good enough? Forget it. Im on my own way to live.

P/S - THE INDICES by Tun Mahathir/Chedet

1 owh kawanku...

Kata Mak, Kawan tu ibarat lebah, Abis madu sepah dibuang... Kata Ayah, Kawan tu umpama bunga ros, Dipandang cantik, Dipegang sakit... Kata Atuk, Kawan tu seperti air, Terus mengalir... Kata Nenek, Kawan tu bak bulan, Dipuja dan disanjung, Tapi nun jauh di sana... Kate Sedare, Kawan tu macam makanan, Kawan makan kawan... kata Abang, Kawan tu seperti lembu, Mengikut saje ape dikata... Kata Kakak, Kawan tu tak ubah macam durian, Bau je busuk, Tapi sedap dimakan... Kata Adik, Kawan tu macam biskut, Kejap ade kejap takde... Kata Aku, Kawan tu tak kisahlah camner, Walaupun dier... IBARAT LEBAH, UMPAMA BUNGA ROS, SEPERTI AIR, BAK BULAN, MACAM MAKANAN, SEPERTI LEMBU, TAK UBAH MACAM DURIAN, MACAM BISKUT, Dier tetap kawan... Tw x sebab ape? Skali aku dah kawan ngan dier,

Selamenyer dier tetap kawan aku, Itu cara aku berkawan... Walaupun kita ader kekasih, Tapi, Teman tetap paling setia... Walaupun kita punyai harta yang banyak, Teman tetap paling berharga..............

lOvE aLl mY fRieNdssSSss

0 lagu ni best gle....

Nikki - Belasmu

Dalam kurebahkan badanku
Menatap langit luas yang tak berpenghujung
Ku lihat ku gambar sebuah dunia yang sempurna dan tiada celanya
Tiada miskin dan derita
Kedaifan bukan punca dia dihina
Tetapi perangi amarah yang memulakan peperangan itu sendiri

Bagaimana gerangan tercipta
Dua jurang yang sangat berbeza
Yang fitrah yang indah sebalik pemusnah yang hauskan darah
Ku pinta pada Yang Maha Esa
Sinari hidayah buat mereka
Yang buta yang suka menghapus melupus segala yang benar

Ku perlukan kasih-Mu
Ku perlukan belas-Mu
Segala tercipta
Ada hikmah ada kisah ada nilainya
Ku perlukan kasih-Mu
Ku perlukan belas-Mu
Ku akur ku syukur
Ku akui ku hargai KebesaranNya

Senyuman si kecil yang suci
Nilaikanlah ia sebesarnya dunia
Kerana ianya
Warisan yang akan menentukan hala tujuan kita
Tangisannya perlu dihenti
Selamatkannya untuk dirimu
Ku sayu ku rayu
Luangkan sesaat jelaskan segala yang dapat kau lihat

Semoga sejahtera semua
Di dalam mencari
Erti kehidupan
Semoga terus berjuang
Mendekati, memahami, menghalusi
Dirimu sendiri

3 wat the f**k!!!

damn..pe nak jadi ngan aku ni??mcm mane leh jatuh cinta lagi nih??haiz....argh....tapi tu semua anugerah tuhan..mencinta n dicintai...argh....serabut nih...pergh...the only one who know sape yg aku maksudkan ialah mum aku...eh...jap2..mum angkt aku...hehehehe..

yup..pernah aku rase aku tak perlukan cinta tapi..y....aku boleh jadi mcm ni plak??mybe sebab die terlalu baik ngan aku kowt...memahami n tak pernah jemu dengar masalah aku n selalu bg pendapat yg besh2..yg aku sendiri boleh terima kebenarannya..

wargh...tak lame lg aku akn jauh ngan die..em..bg aku, selain die kwn baik n sahabat aku....die gak yg ajar aku erti sabar yg betol2 n erti kehidupan remaja..ye ar..aku ni kan ting tong ckit..hahaha..wat ape yg aku suka n ape yg aku rase btol...

aku ni kan bukan jenis dengar pendapat org, tp...kalau die bg pendapat...pergh..mcm mane la boleh aku angguk n say yup! yes! oh!!! n wat ever la kata2 yg mengiakan..hm...aku tak menolak mahupun membantah..cool jek!!mcm kena "nasi kangkang"..hahaha..joke jew..

so far...since aku kenal die, aku dah tak rse sunyi lagi...always ade org nak dengar ape yg aku ckp..ape yg aku pikir..always...tp..aku ni ha..mane de baik mcm die tu..kdng2, aku ikut mood gaks nak reply msg die ke...call die ke...hahaha...die terlalu baik bg aku..mane boleh mcm ni..kena jahat ckit la...hahaha..

aku rase die tak pernah pun tau yg aku ade blog..so, senang aku cite n...ngumpat ke ni??ape2 jah..bout ....senang aku nak citer coz die tak tau...

23 MEI ni dah aku merantau lagi...kedah..hm...tapi masih sempat aku tunjukkan yg aku ni menghargai die...n aku harap penghargaan aku ni, berbaloi dengan ape yg die pernah ajar aku tentang erti hidup...hm...

0 hari yg boring..

tak besh la hari ni...boring sangat coz tak melaha ngan kwn2 mcm 2 hari lepas...hahaha..

2 aku happy!!!

wei..aku gembira hari ni..aku dapat uitm...MERBOK KEDAH!!!tempat lame aku time form 4..huhuhu..yg membuatkan aku happy giler ialah kwn baik aku FARIZ a.k.a WHITE BEAR pun dapat sane gaks..huhuhu..ade geng..lagi pun dekat ngan MRSM MERBOK..kat MRSM tu..aku ade ramai ckg2 yang baik!!!hahaha...aku gembira giler hari ni...

0 pengakuan eksklusif!!!

kat tepi ni..ade gambar aku..CIK MUN, CIK BABY, n CIK KETOT n tersesat adik kawan aku tu huh..yg pakai baju sekolah!..pandai2 la teka..hehehe..alamak...cik saodah tak de la..sorry ek..die yg amik gmbr ni..hahaha

2 cari harta karun!!!hahahaha




PART TWO..


after dah melaha kat banting...kite org pun balik la..cari gak si BABY ni..takut2 benda buruk berlaku kan??ye la zaman dah canggih ni kan..rogol la..culik la..kidnap la..mcm2 la..hahaha..takut gaks..kawan baik la katakan..cari kat pantai lame mahupun baru tak de..aku pun terus la mencari n menyelamat kat pantai kelanang..dalam usaha mencari tu...aku nampak dua manusia ngah menonggeng2 mencari sesuatu di bahu jalan..

hm..rupe2 nye BABY n pakwe die..kenape??hm..katenye..rantai emas yg berharga RM 2400 hilang...menurut mangsa..kejadian ini berlaku sedang die asyik membonceng moto bersama tersayang..ketika itu si mangsa yg agak bongok lagi ngongek menanggalkan rantai kerana takut diragut dikawasan tersebut..then, menurut mangsa lagi...sedang asyik menonggeng di ats moto..ale2 die sedar rantai yang kononnye digenggam erat hilang secara tetiba...mangsa juga ade memberitahu yg katenye..rantai dicuri syaitan??haiyoooo..pelik la ko ni BABY...

propa sangat!!cube cite ape yg berlaku actly..sebagai bakal peguam.huhuhu..angkat bakul cikit...aku tak percay citer ko tu..sangat mengarut n merepek mcm kerepek!!shit..ade ke syaitan curi rantai??nak gadai kat mane??kat kedai pajak gadai neraka jahannam??huh??sengal btol!!tak dapat diterima dek akal aku yg sehat walafiat ni ok!!propa n terlampau sangat!!!ape2 je la..aku ni pun agak sengal gak time tu..dalam mentari yg hangat membara..aku, CIK MUN n CIK SAODAH serta pasangan belangkas dua sejoli??sejoli plak??seguni sudah!!!hahaha...

then melaha la aku kat situ sampai petang..aku rase macam ngah bersantai kat HAWAII or kat PHUKET coz kulit aku mcm dah masak terkena sinaran mentari!! ok!!!sengal sangat...lain kali ckp la awal2..bole bwk seluar swim n lotion sunblock!!haha..then..mencari sampai petang..

tetiba BABY teringat pak cik yg ade alat untuk mengesan logam..pakwe die pun trus la cari pak cik tu..tak lame kemudian pak cik tu datang n bwk pengesan logam tu..aku ingat besar mcm Mr Bean punye..la..kecik je jah...hahaha..cari dengan harapan segunung everest tapi terkubur bak empayar Rom plak..hahaha..tak jumpe!!!shit...time tu, aku TERbengong jap coz aku terpikir yg mybe syaitan curik!!hahaha..aiyo!

then sampai la petang nak ke maghrib sampai aku cancel aku nye larian sihat!!hahaha..joging kat taman Banting je..semate2 tolong kwn mencari rantai emas yg tak de pengakhiran..hahaha..

then..aku penat gile nak mati coz usaha mencari n menyelamat gagal...hahaha...tak de rezeki kowt..tak pe la BABY..nanti ko kawin ko mintak bakal suami ko tu rantai BASIKAL la..besar sikit...kalau hilang senang cari..tak susah2 aku melahar dalam kepanasan ok!!!wa3..

ok la..bwh ni gambar pak cik tu wif alat pengesan logam n gambar mangsa..hahaha..CIK BABY...
da~~

1 Sebuah lagi kisah pakwe n makwe yg memeningkan...

PART ONE..

hm....hari ni aku tak kerja coz aku ade latihan memandu kat litar for the first time...good...bangga aku instructor tu puji aku..huhuhu..kembang seyh..nway tu bukan pokok utama penceritaan aku kali ni...its about kwn baik aku jugak...pelik tapi ini kisah benar..huhuhu...berlaku bout dlm kul 2 till 6.40 petang...

ok2...aku mulakan dengan bismillah..hahahaha...mcm ni...kawan aku ni...BABY(bukan name sebenar..)baby plak??wat ever la..zassssssss....layan.........hahaha...mcm ni...after aku habis practise memandu kat litar..aku terus balik umah...mase kat umah...aku bosan giler n trus msg kwn baik aku ni..aku tanyer..ade kuar tak??die kate jap lagi nak kuar..nak gi makan..so, aku pun on je la..daripada tak wat ape2 kat umah kan??btol tak??mase pegi tu..aku dijemput..so dalam kete time tu ade aku, CIK MUN n CIK BABY..aku tanye CIK SAODAH(bukan name sebenar) tak ikut ke??CIK MUN cakap nanti kita amik die..

after that terus je gi umah CIK MUN coz nak isi minyak...minyak dah nak hbs la katakan...n tak la plak nak menyorong nanti...huhuhu..mase ngah isi minyak kete ni la adegan pakwe makwe terjadi..kalau diingat kembali..aku dah boleh wat filem dowh...tajuknye...CINTA BERBALANG NODA versi PANTAI MORIB...hahaha..time ngah isi minyak...tetiba pakwe BABY ni datang...MENYERANG....ganas dowh..aku pun naik seram gaks..hahaha...die nak BABY ikut die balik umah coz nak settle sumting yg aku pun tak faham nak settle ape actly..kejap ckp pasal curang, kejap cakap pasal babi??cilaka??ish2..taubat aku..hahahz...ape2 je jah!!hm..puas la pakwe die tu (yg tak de name samaran) memujuk bagai nak rak!!!!hahaha..ala2 anak mati time beranak..kira meroyan la...si BABY ni pun...tak nak ikut...pelik aku...hm...time tu aku n CIK MUN dah masuk dalam kete coz dah nak gerak kan??BABY pun terus masuk kete n kelam kabut lock pintu..aku dah fening2 time tu..rase mcm nak melaha 2 ekor beruks tengah gaduh...hahaha...ops...terlebih sudah..hahahaha..pelik ar..tak tau pasal ape ntah..dah tu, pakwe die pun menangis tanpa lagu n bla mcm tu je dengan ayat yg buat aku terkenang2...hahahaha...ni ayatnye.."tunggu ko F*****H...aku dendam..."huhuhu..dah macam pontianak harum sundal malam dowh..hahaha

then aku, CIK MUN n CIK BABY trus gi pantai coz perut dua org ni dah tak sabar nak melahap...aku just minum coz kenyang time tu...dah habis makan...CIK SAODAH pun datang n ckp folllow die gi umah..amik die kat umah..aku n CIK MUN pun ok je la...huhuhu...then...CIK BABY n CIK SAODAH naik moto balik umah CIK SAODAH...aku n CIK MUN naik kete..

ha..ni bab paling kelakar kowt...time dah masuk kete..TIBA-TIBA...pakwe BABY dtg kat kita org n merayu2 suruh hantar BABY balik umah..CIK MUN bengang la..pahal la tak berambus jantan ni kan??hm...kita org pun bantai ok je la...tapi, time tu die nampak BABY n CIK SAODAH naik moto..die terus la follow mak cik2 tu...hm..lantak ar..tapi..dalam mase yg same CIK MUN membebel la..ye la..hari yg sepatutnya indah bertukar jadi huru hara...shit betul..n dalam mase yg same ngah membebel..CIK MUN ngah reverse kete..aku rase CIK MUN ni amik lesen terbang kowt..nak tau ape jadi??die boleh plak langgar dapur kedai org!!!hahahaha..pastu meggelabah gile tak tentu pasal..hm...aku pun same la...kecoh walaupun berdua jew..then..aku trus turun kete n tengok ape dah jadi..huh..nasib baik tak de pape...just calar jew..huhu..then aku terus take over kete coz CIK MUN seram tetiba..hahaha...aku terus bwk kete trus gi umah CIK SAODAH..

kat umah CIK SAODAH...huh!ade lagi pakwe die ni..hm...aku dah panas time tu..tapi nasib baik iman lebih daripada nafsu..hahaha..poyo plak.....aku trus masuk umah n ckp2 ngan BABY yg aku nak hntr die balik umah..die kate tak nak.ok n fine..kita org berempat trus masuk kete n bla ar...tapi yg penting...jantan meroyan tu still ikut n himpit2 kete...aiyooo..aku nak je suruh CIK MUN langgar..ye la..die naik moto..kite org naik kete..huhuhu...then..aku arahkan CIK MUN terus masuk ke simpang umah BABY coz dah bengang n nak hantar trus keumah die..biar settle..btol tak??then BABY tak nak turun..si jantan tu kat luar dok memekak n menjerit dengan LAHARnye..shit!memalukan btol..tak de integriti..!!hahaha...pape je la...then..CIK MUN kesian ngan BABY n trus bla nak gi pekan...nak gi kedai fone..kite org wat tak nampak je..tapi si jantan ni trus follow n bole dok bawak moto perlahan2 kat depan kite org..pergh..aku macam nak sondol jew...tapi..kalau die mati..kita org susah plak..naik turun mahkamah n alih2 tak masuk u pulak aku ni..hahaha..TIBA-TIBA plak....

disebabkan tak tahan..CIK MUN berhenti kete n suruh BABY turun ikut pakwe die balik umah n settle la masalah die org...

then kite org trus la bla n dalam doa yg segalanya akan ok!!!amin...ok plak??hm..tunggu citer part 2 plak...hahaha..

1 miss all my PLKN buddy..





3 alahai mat INDON!!

em...
sepi blog ni...dah 3 hari tak tulis ape2..mybe tak de benda nak cakap kowt...pape pun, here my story for the last weekend..ape je yg aku buat selain jalan2, duduk umah...jumpa kawan2 lame, baru PLKN..hahaha..semua la kawan2 aku...best..dok melaha n melahap! hahaha..

nak share ni bout semalam..ade la soruk kwn aku ni..pompuan..name die CIK MUN(bukan name sebenar..die ni...adush...cian dowh...ok2, cite nye mcm ni...a few month ago, die ni ngah hangat bercinta ngan sorunk mamat indon ni...sampai aku yg baik n sopan ni pun tersisih...bukan aku jew..kwn2 baik die pun perasan hal ni..tapi dah lepas la..lantak ar...aku yirap gaks ngan pakwe die ni, dah la INDON, then dah couple ngan kwn baik aku ni, boleh plak die halang aku kwn ngan CIK MUN ni..pelik kan??jealous kowt..mybe..tak tau la..hahaha..yg penting, time tu, kawan aku ni mcm bangang cikit..ye la..ikut jew ape yg pakwe die suruh..mcm kena nasi kangkang seyh..hahaha..sorry mun...then, tup2, after balik PLKN die dah putus...wah!!!bukan la aku suka org putus2 ni..tapi rase mcm nak buat parti n kenduri kesyukuran..hahaha...sengal nye aku...

yg penting semalam la..aku jalan2 kat karnival pantai morib ni..n tetiba, nampak la EX pakwe kwn aku ni ngan makwe baru die yg merangkap sedara CIK MUN gaks...hahahaha..die bagi msg kat CIK MUN..ckp "pak we ke?"aku bantai la gelak kan??hahahah..then, pagi tadi CIK MUN contact aku, cakap yg makwe baru EX pakwe die bengan ngan CIK MUN.. siap kutuk kwn baik aku tuh...hm...cian kawan aku tu...kena panggilan name yg kurang menyenangkan...hehehe...CIK MUN bengang la..katenye nak jumpa...aku pelik actly...nak gaduh ke??n korunk ni mule2 gaduh pasal ape??rebut MAMAT INDON tu ke??haiyoooo....tak de lagi ke jantan2 MALAYA ni???hahaha...

persoalannya...
nak gaduh mcm mane ni???
  1. tarik2 rambut?
  2. cubit2?
  3. tendang2?
  4. sepak n se'pak?
  5. maki2??
HAHAHA...aku rase kelaka la...mcm budak2 n no rasional!!ape2 pun aku nak gaks tengok pompuan gaduh2 rebut lelaki or settle kan sumting..cam best plak...hahaha..
ape2 je la CIK MUN oi....yang penting ko mesti menang!!!hahaha

0 a special appreciation..

hm...first of all, i wanna thanks to God for giving me chance to further my study in law...alhmdulillah...n to my parents...who always giving me support..night n day...to all my friends...hm...its a happy day...really happy n now...i celebrate tis moment at Binggo's restaurant with my friends...yup...happy now...seriusly i wanna study hard n make my parents proud of me..nway...tats all for now...

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